petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
occupation: the family disappointment
(I laughed so hard at this) I’m imaging Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli running through Fangorn and stopping for a quick snack. Legolas of course finds and eats the berries and wanders off, only to be found arguing with a twiggy bare tree like it’s his Ada.
Lord of the Rings Alphabet
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