dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.Down: Vampire.

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.

Down: Vampire.

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

Anonymous asked: actual real fact: boysenberries send elves on a hallucinogenic acid trip. this is not common knowledge among the elves themselves. they'll be chillin, eating a snack, when all of a sudden

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

(I laughed so hard at this) I’m imaging Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli running through Fangorn and stopping for a quick snack. Legolas of course finds and eats the berries and wanders off, only to be found arguing with a twiggy bare tree like it’s his Ada.

haanigram:

HANNIBAL SLEEPY HOLLOW AU

We have murders in New York without the aid of ghouls and ghosts.

You’re a long way from New York Constable Graham

will graham as ichabod crane & hannibal lecter as the headless horseman.